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Just thought I'd drop a line, informing you of some...developments.
My goddess of a fiance - you know, the girl who has NOT screwed me over for a job she never got, and who has not been under the belief she tried telling me the problem when actually she just wanted rid of me - she is now pregnant with my child. I am telling you because I want you to know she has everything you let slip easily. You didn't even want to keep me - she has never wanted anything else. good news for you though, we are thinking of calling our famale dog hazel ... but then thats kinda cruel to the dog dont you think? anyway just call me daddy from now on.
Goodbye.
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"You fool, you wanderer, you challenged the gods and lost!" - Nightwish, Planet Hell
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Avatar created by the awesome ~Dragon-Delta!
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In difficult ground, press on; in encircled ground, devise strategems; in death ground, fight - Sun T
yeah darl, just keep thinking of yourself as a god don't ya. Well i actually do want a husband an a child some day but strangely i prefer men that don't threaten to kill people or treat people like whores.
It's gonna bite you in the ass and i'm just smiling thinking about it.
Hmm wonder why you just HAD to tell me... hmm could it be because in actual fact you have no friends with which to brag. I don't give a flying fuck if you die horribly.
But for the kids sake i hope you do do well together. you see unlike some i don't wish horrible things on innocents.
Hazel Hazel Hazel. Aww do I pity you. Not only are you insulting me (well, trying) your making pathetic assumptions of my existence. Not at any point did I say I though I was a God, tsk tsk tsk, putting words in my mouth again are we? Its almost like we are going out all over again. I pray to the Gods you never reproduce, my god would you fuck that one up. I mean seriously, whatt would you do when it started crying? fuck off to Scotland? Miraculously find a jog there (I heard they were recruiting elves at christmas by the way). Yes Darling, I told you about my impending fatherhood because I have no friends. Of course, that has to be it doesn't it? Oh yeah I am really lonely me, I am engaged, I live in Kent with my gorgeous fiancee soon to be wife and everyday of my life is lonely.
Hmm, lets have a proper look at that, shall we? I have a decent job, a wonderful girlfriend who isn't going to fuck off for no reason, a beautiful son in April and both my friends down here and in Oxford. Now looking at you and your recent deviant entry I would say your the lonely one, wouldn't you? Got tired of people not giving you attention, did you? well boo fucking hoo. My life has changed considerably since you left. I am going to be a father. Whereas your still sat there, the attention seeking whore that you always were. Run rabbit, run.
Innocents? do not make me laugh. You? innocent? please say something else you could have your own comedy show! Go away you pathetic child. Grow up. No, seriously GROW. I shudder everytime I think of how I touched your horrible flab riddled body. eugh.
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"You fool, you wanderer, you challenged the gods and lost!" - Nightwish, Planet Hell
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Avatar created by the awesome ~Dragon-Delta!
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In difficult ground, press on; in encircled ground, devise strategems; in death ground, fight - Sun T
For someone who "didn't read that", you seem awfully upset, Hazel...glad to see you're still as dense as ever, dear midget.
I guess I expected too much from someone with your mental capacity. Still running, I see. Oh, wait, what was that? *gasp* I do believe it's Scotland calling you....
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"You fool, you wanderer, you challenged the gods and lost!" - Nightwish, Planet Hell
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Avatar created by the awesome ~Dragon-Delta!
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In difficult ground, press on; in encircled ground, devise strategems; in death ground, fight - Sun T
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So why care for these...petty obsession? Your designer heart still beats with common blood.
And what if you could have genetic perfection? Would you change who you are if you could?
Thanks tho kind stranger.
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"No Good Deed Goes Unpunished"- my moto
You're very welcome.
My goddess of a fiance - you know, the girl who has NOT screwed me over for a job she never got, and who has not been under the belief she tried telling me the problem when actually she just wanted rid of me - she is now pregnant with my child. I am telling you because I want you to know she has everything you let slip easily. You didn't even want to keep me - she has never wanted anything else. good news for you though, we are thinking of calling our famale dog hazel ... but then thats kinda cruel to the dog dont you think? anyway just call me daddy from now on.
Goodbye.
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"You fool, you wanderer, you challenged the gods and lost!" - Nightwish, Planet Hell
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Avatar created by the awesome ~Dragon-Delta!
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In difficult ground, press on; in encircled ground, devise strategems; in death ground, fight - Sun T
It's gonna bite you in the ass and i'm just smiling thinking about it.
Hmm wonder why you just HAD to tell me... hmm could it be because in actual fact you have no friends with which to brag. I don't give a flying fuck if you die horribly.
But for the kids sake i hope you do do well together. you see unlike some i don't wish horrible things on innocents.
Now would you kindly fuck off.
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"No Good Deed Goes Unpunished"- my moto
Hmm, lets have a proper look at that, shall we? I have a decent job, a wonderful girlfriend who isn't going to fuck off for no reason, a beautiful son in April and both my friends down here and in Oxford. Now looking at you and your recent deviant entry I would say your the lonely one, wouldn't you? Got tired of people not giving you attention, did you? well boo fucking hoo. My life has changed considerably since you left. I am going to be a father. Whereas your still sat there, the attention seeking whore that you always were. Run rabbit, run.
Innocents? do not make me laugh. You? innocent? please say something else you could have your own comedy show! Go away you pathetic child. Grow up. No, seriously GROW. I shudder everytime I think of how I touched your horrible flab riddled body. eugh.
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"You fool, you wanderer, you challenged the gods and lost!" - Nightwish, Planet Hell
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Avatar created by the awesome ~Dragon-Delta!
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In difficult ground, press on; in encircled ground, devise strategems; in death ground, fight - Sun T
get the hint asshole. i hate you, i don't care and i wish you a horrible death. now get a life of your own and fuck the hell off.
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"No Good Deed Goes Unpunished"- my moto
I guess I expected too much from someone with your mental capacity. Still running, I see. Oh, wait, what was that? *gasp* I do believe it's Scotland calling you....
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"You fool, you wanderer, you challenged the gods and lost!" - Nightwish, Planet Hell
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Avatar created by the awesome ~Dragon-Delta!
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In difficult ground, press on; in encircled ground, devise strategems; in death ground, fight - Sun T
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